Thu, 19 Aug 2010 22:02:48 +0000

I took a nap today before work and had a dream that I was on a cruise ship and I could hear this song vibrating loudly through the cruise ship walls as I inspected Olympic size swimming pools. I followed the sound and sure enough Les Claypool (the lead bassist and singer) was there. He [...](image)

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 13:59:25 +0000

All Its Parts Wanted to be Boss… THE BRAIN SAID : Since I control everything and do all the work I should be boss. THE FEET SAID: Since I carry man where he wants to go and get him to do what the Brain wants, I should be boss. THE HANDS SAID: Since I must [...](image)

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 14:09:58 +0000

You are driving in a car at a constant speed.On your left side is a ‘drop off’ , (The ground is 18-24 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you … In front of you is a galloping horse [...](image)

Sat, 24 Jul 2010 14:00:37 +0000

times are hard emotions are strong buz of golden heaven time’s so far gone… but who are we to say where we go when we hit the floor we’ll never even know. our bodies are lost in a scence of darkness no vision past this hell below. time moves so much slower… everything slows down [...](image)

Sun, 04 Jul 2010 12:56:08 +0000

Rt. Hon Andy Burnham MP, MINISTER FOR HEALTH is awoken at 4am by the telephone. “Sorry to bother you sir at this hour but there is an emergency!! We’ve just received word that the Durex Condom factory in Liverpool has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the entire English supply of condoms will [...](image)

Sat, 12 Jun 2010 16:34:07 +0000

These are video’s of all the grasshoppers we have here at the house.(image)

Wed, 09 Jun 2010 19:17:00 +0000

What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged me (and I’m sure it has most of you, too) is to sit down to dinner only to be interrupted by a phone call from a telemarketer. I decided, on one such occasion, to try to be as irritating to them [...](image)

Fri, 04 Jun 2010 20:37:33 +0000

Here are several pictures of art and exhibits a the Houston Fine Arts Museum. More to come(image)

Fri, 21 May 2010 23:48:03 +0000

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Wed, 19 May 2010 19:09:45 +0000

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